So I have this bra. Every time I wear it, my right boob tries to escape and pops out every few minutes. It's no good, and yet, for some reason, I keep attempting to wear this bra as though somehow, maybe this time, the boob won't try to escape.
Why do I do this? How insane am I? The rational thing to do here would be throw the damn thing out, but no, every single time i wear it I think the exact same thing "Gee, last time I wore this one my boob kept popping out, but that must be because of X reason, so today it will be fine, it fit in the store after all." The day goes on, the boob escapes, and I think to myself "yeah, so this is hopeless. I should throw it out." And yet I never do, out of some misplaced bra-related optimism or some other major physiological dysfunction.
gah.
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